It's still a few months until Christmas so you've got some time to butter up your parents or your spouse to get you the ultimate paintball toy - the Funtrak Panzer Tank. Sure, it's probably not allowed at the field you normally play at, but when you get one of these is your first thought going to be playing paintball or driving over whatever you can find?

If you still don't think you're going to be able to convince anyone to get this for you with its nearly $20,000 price tag, you could subtly mention that there are discounts for buying in bulk.

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